My first stop was to Calabria (sp?). I wasn’t hungry and ordered toast I think.
Here we see Rose, Chelsea, and Will
We took a break from eating so James, Alyssa, and Marc could partake in a little bit of funnyface-grabby-boob
I should have deleted this picutre
And this one
A bunch of us headed over to Kilroy’s for $2 drinks. You can imagine the clientele present that night. We got really drunk and watched some bar fights
Marc and Alyssa
Rose and me
Bar fight #4.
Peeing on dead pigeons
This is where I slept that night. In some weird room above the Apollo thanks to Marc. This place is freaky.
Among other strange items found above the Apollo, was this shop vac.
Me attacking Alyssa with said shop vac
More random things lying around
I think we stumbled around the place for a while. It was kinda fun, but I was still half hosed so I dunno.
Here’s a bunch of old video game crap I found in my basement
Adam and Will at Adam’s place calling people
We called enough people to have an exciting game of Thunder Bay On Board, a Thunder Bay version of Monopoly.
Quite exciting, really.
The Thunder Bay equivalent of Boardwalk is Bombardier.
The cheapest property is the Thunder Bay Community Auditorium.
Adam and Will warm up their hands to the Channel 7 fireplace.
Will getting some exercise
The treadmill tried to eat his socks
Will asked me to be on his radio show and I was glad to oblige. Here we see will eating toilet paper in the studio
There was quite the gang there to watch/be part of the show. It was a blast. Here’s Rose and Adam chillin on the couch
I gave Will a Jesus action figure for Christmas. Here we see Jesus on the radio for his birthday.
I saw Jezze at the Apollo. Bright lights confuse him.
I was also at the Apollo. Here I am.
Finally! A picture of me with my exact double.
A bunch of us met up at a Kanga’s for a sauna simply because of this sign and it’s effective use of that age old saying: “Private Rooms”
Once again, Adam and Will needed to warm up to the Channel 7 fireplace. We caught the Channel 7 fireplace guy putting logs on the fire!
I didn’t mean to put this picture in because I already have one of Adam and Will at Kangas watching the Channel 7 fireplace except their positions are reversed, as you have seen on the previous page. I’m fired.
No sauna is complete until you attempt to make a bra out of styrofoam cups and affix them to your nipples.
It’s a good thing Will was around to cut them off when the pressure got too high.
For new years I went to the Madhouse and spent NYE with this fine group of people. And many other older people.
Unbeknownst to me, this Madhouse place was for the older folks.
After a few drinks, Doug grabs himself a coffee and heads over to the corner to spend some time with a few kind ladies who were knitting new years eve scarves for the entire bar to enjoy.
The more alcohol we consumed, the more odd looks were given to us by bar patrons. We definitely disrupted their lifestyle that night.
Here’s a group shot. Here, have a pizza.
I always find it interesting when people dress up in the same ridiculous style at the bar.
Here we are becoming more loud and obnoxious.
We started taking pictures of people at the bar but a lot of them got angry at us. One man explicitly asked me if I was going to put his picture on the Internet. Another guy made me delete a picture of his wife, and then I told him to fuck himself.
I got to keep this picture.
And this one, unfortunately.
So here we go with the random pictures of us with people we don’t know. It was getting pretty close to midnight and people were more accepting of our crazy ways.
Our wonderful waitress.
Doug mixing up some drinks
Some strange man licking me.
Madhouse: never again.
Here we see the colonial and his wife enjoying what seems to be peanut butter on toast. YURRM
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Oh wait.. THIS is our waitress. Not sure who that other girl was.
Party time. The classic “run-into-the-middle-of-the-dance-floor-and-point-upwards-for-a-picture” prank.
There’s a party wherever I am, even if I’m the only one around.
After being locked out of the “Fabulous” Madhouse, I made my mark.
Hot dogs, potato chips, burgers. All to be found in the USA.
Alyssa and Adam try to recreate the picture on his shirt.
And that’s it! Thanks for yet another excellent Christmas vacation everyone. See you next year.