Why you should hire E.B. Crankins Esq Jr.
Saturday, June 11th, 2005In response to a job posting for on-air DJ talent, I sent the following email:
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Date: Fri, 6 May 2005 19:34:13 -0400 (EDT)
From: “Edward Crankins”
Subject: Job Posting; Internet – Resume attached
To: aaron@xxxxxx.com
Dear Anron,
It is with deepest typing fortitude i compose you this
email whish is full of my intormation! I want to be a
working person and I think you will hire me once you
see the web site I coded in javex.
Please see it!
It is at the internet:
http://www.geocities.com/ebcrankins/hire-me.htm
I have also included a cd-rom attachment in file
formatting if you wish to view my resume in Microsoft.
Have a good day!
Love,
Edward Crankins, Esq, Jr,
(Microsoft Certificated to use Microsoft)
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The link is a primitive Powerpoint presentation converted to html. I was sure to include phrases pasted directly from the job posting to be sure I got hired! Unfortunately, I was not hired. Anron didn’t even respond to the email.