i meet and chat with yourwith billions of dollars of profits. None had done better than Im very hot woman, who is looking to meet you, or chat in skype with webcam!
my e-mail for you hot reply: (weird email address removed to protect .. the spammer?)

I want your answer! You bad lady

I’m finding this one really confusing. Is it about sex? Or some kind of financial deal?

Overheard in the Tim Horton’s line:

“You know this coffee has nicotine in it??” “That sucks. I hate smokers”

I really have to bite my tongue when I hear obvious urban legends, but I understand how constantly correcting people I don’t know can make me seem like a total asshole. Anyways, this one has been disproved by Snopes.

For the first time ever, the school is closed because of snow. It’s a good thing, too. It took two hours to dig my car out. It’s 4:45PM, and the plow still hasn’t shown up. I’m stranded in my own house!

That large mass to the right is a BBQ

Our landlord doesn’t shovel the steps

My car is free!

I had heard through the Internets that Tom Green has a new show, streamed live from his house on the Internet via tomgreen.com.

I tuned in one night to find Tom Green talking to Bob Odenkirk (admittedly not as hilarious as David Cross but funny enough) and was instantly reminded of the day I discovered both the Tom Green Show and Mr. Show, playing one after the other on The Comedy Network at 3AM. I had sat and watched, amazed at how hilarious these shows were.

Just under the video window on the Tom Green web site was a toll-free number, so I called it, hoping to share my thoughts and thank the two for existing to create those shows. To my amazement, somebody answered and asked me what my question was. Nervous, I explained that I wanted to tell the two about the time I discovered their two shows a number of years back, and just tell them they were awesome, or something. I then realized that I didn’t have a question to ask, and so did the guy on the other end of the phone. He then suggested I ask how they got together again, which didn’t make much sense to me. I told him I’d make it work and he instructed me to speak loudly if Tom starts talking to me and put me on hold.

Man was I nervous! I was on hold for about 10 or 15 minutes but it seemed to last forever. Since everyone who was on hold could just barely hear each other, I passed the time by yelling “HELLO, TOM GREEN HERE WHAT’S YOUR QUESTION?” every time I heard someone faintly say “hello??”. Two people actually started asking their question. FOOLS! I was the one that got on the show!

The person who initially answered the phone didn’t hear my name right, because Tom and Bob thought my name was “Tyfon” instead of Tyson.

I had decided by this time to ask them if they know each other “in real life”. I think I did pretty good, even though, since there was such a delay I couldn’t tell who Tom was talking to at the time, and answered a question he had directed to Bob

Once they were done answering my question, the phone broke and they ended the show.

For some reason I get a lot of traffic, however a great deal of visitors to this site seem to make it here by mistake. I feel I need to share some of the search phrases that have brought people to the site this month.

1. beastility

The number one spot belongs to a word that is actually quite welcoming. It reaffirms my belief that the Internet is still full of trash and fulfills the needs of those who seek it. Unfortunately, it seems some folks found themselves here after searching for porn, and probably didn’t stay too long.

2. peeing

See response to number 1.

3. q8crackers crew

This one was a little confusing, until I realized the term is still on the front page of this site (a reminder to myself to update more often). It’s the name of the elite Kuwait hacking team that hacked my guestbook that I’ve yet to replace.

4. things that make you fart

I actually feel sorry for the one person who needs to know this. Either because they were having GI problems and were in dire need of relief, or they were looking for cute ways to entertain their friends. Either way, I hope (s)he eventually found the right information.

5. fart dot

I’ve never heard the term before, but thinking about it paints a nasty picture.

Well those are the more interesting ones. And now, for my own amusement I will place interesting phrases in this post and hope they show up in my list of search phrases that bring people here.

mantits
shit dot
anal repair
moustache doctor
bum nut
kuwait bowling team

And it only cost me 50 cents

Many years ago, I thought this was the best site on the Internet. Constructed as a very detailed extension of an ongiong IRC prank by Ant, The National Certification Board “is not something to be taken lightly”.

In the Information Centre you will find oulines of numerous crazy projects, my favourite of which are the Octo-Hovercoats

He was kind enough to explain the origins of the site..

(more…)

And to show their hate, they’ve sent a legion of their top hackers across the entire Internet to deface my guestbook with their unstoppable hacker skills. More appropriately, I find it hard to believe the “Kuwait Hacker Team – Stars Shadow” hasn’t already started their own IT security consulting business.

What the hell is this flag? 

Equipped with the latest in automatic guestbook vulnerability exploits and an obvious need to further their english speaking skills, the Stars Shadow is ready to take over the world.. from the nearest Internet cafe while fighting the snakes off of their tigers.

I saved a copy of the defacement. You can see it here.

Here is the text:

they are some story… i just want say!!but i’ll tell one story to the all hackers

they are some of the Kuwait hackers

and the kuwait hackers just want
to be the better hackers in the world

and in hot fuck day !!
kuwait hacker just start make a team

they are tow great hacker team in
kuwait and they are the most power team in the world

Q8Crackers Crew ( hacking
web page )

KuwaiT HackerS TeaM (
hack pc and mail ) start now hack web

in one day more 100
mail steel by kuwait hacker

and in one day
Q8Crackers hack many web

we just want to be the
better hacker in the word

and will see Kuwait hacker

And The Legend Continue

End

Written by

DosMan

HOLY shit they’re stealing email, and it’s hot out! These pioneers have claimed their fame hacking PCs and mail, and have now set their sights on the Internet. Internet: beware. The legend continue.

While reliving a life where Robert Stack once existed by watching Unsolved Mysteries I was turned on to the fact that this particular television program has a web site on the same Internet for which I currently pay monthly access fees in order to view my daily dose of beastility-based, high quality digital pornography.

Not only does the Unsolved Mysteries web site provide the entire 7-paragraph Robert Stack biography, they also provide a conduit for fans of the show to provide the producers with ‘tips’. You can either call the provided toll-free phone number and sob uncontrollably about your latest alien abduction or fill out the provided form and submit it. I chose the latter:

Hey

i got help from the neoighbour when cause the elction was on and i needed to hop the fence to get to the election box over up in ou in ther to use one of them pen cil thing but i hurt my ankle anyway so i’ll be off work for a few weeks so i was workin in the shed on a new beacon device

but I was actually building a dresser in my shed and I FOnd that there werewas about theree or four light s up on the shed up down there where i was workin on. so i went on out in out of the shed into the yarfd up in there and i saw this crazy shit up there in the sky OK?

well we usualy gon up on ther only up in the sky lights when i was buildin em up with bill at the lake there EH

so i go and run up into the house where gerfani was and i told her and she told me the rocket men been around again and i’m all like WHAT BITCH

I have yet to receive a response. I gave them a real email address and a friend’s cell phone number. The next step I suppose is to actually call them.